February 2012
eugenessiberianhusky:
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
things like this make me love humans
Watch
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Well that’s awkward
“Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will.”
– Paper Towns | John Green (via thehumancomedy)
“I was born with an enormous need for affection,...
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
This has been my whole life for the past week
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Today I went to a function with
The ex-head of the SAS
The ex-head of the royal marines
A millionaire
The head of security at the houses of Parliament and heir to a huge company
And the Police Commissioner was supposed to come but didn’t
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Morning will come and I’ll do what’s right
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Unpopular opinion time
I don’t really like Ed Sheeran
I can kind of take or leave him
Watchpocketsizederi:chloerayneee:
omg who is this?!
<3
