December 2010
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We watched Dear John and my mum wolf whistled at a...
I laughed at her and she went, “What? I may be old but I can still appreciate a buff bod.”
BUFF BOD.
Cross the line if you know life is wonderful.
I have never reblogged a cross the line before because usually they are untrue and depressing, but I do believe this is true.
It's too early to be at work
But I’m here. At 8.20am, with nothing to do to kill the ten long minutes before my shift starts.
I should be asleep, it’s the Christmas holidays.
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
armyoflew:
snapesgrudge:
This is very true !
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One day I will live in New York
And I will go for long walks around Central Park. I’ll live alone in an apartment but will have loads of awesome friends who come over all the time, and we go out to glamorous bars and parties. And my old friends from London will always come and stay so I still see them often. And I will have a lovely job that I enjoy but that pays me really well so I can go shopping all the time. And I...
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I am very happy with life.
Don’t get me wrong, some things are a bit crap. And a boyfriend would be nice.
But in general I have had a brilliant year. I have met loads of people and made new friends and got a job and had a lovely time.
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I went out for dinner with some people from work last night and we stayed in Nando’s until half an hour after closing time.
Hahahah what losers.
I had a great time though, met lots of new people and such.
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TIME GOES SO FAST
I have to be up for work at 7 tomorrow so at 9.45 I was like, “I’m tired, I’m gonna get ready for bed”
So I went and had a bath but now it’s 10.35 and idk where the time went.
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Spanish Sahara on repeat.
Tonight, oh tonight, I promise to remember that...
Did you get my text?
stetsons-are-cool:
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That awkward moment when you say "you too" and it...
ellenmccrimmon:
I love the sales.
A top from Topshop with cool anatomical diagram on it - £13.50
Pink frilly knickers - £3
Pink silk and black lace bra and matching knickers - £21
Necklace with an elephant on it - £3
Necklace with owls on it - £2
Black zigzag Christmassy jumper - £14
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BUDDY THE ELF, WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?!
helloevee:
Having a lovely day:
Presents
Chocolate
Champagne
Christmas dinner
Musical crackers
Old videos of my family
Lovely texts from my friends
Need to stop fancying the most inappropriate...
Katie, have you not met me?!
Not finishing a sentence because you're laughing...
wellyouscareme:
Oh my lord, this is Saneesh
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I'm so so bad at wrapping presents.
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I made the most perfect trifle today.
It is beautiful.
Trifle is my very favourite thing about Christmas. And I always have it for breakfast on Boxing Day.
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
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Me: Oh, I really wish Sirius Black hadn't died. He's one of those people I just love.
My sister: Yeah, like Robbie Williams. I love Robbie Williams.
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My sister: Snape looks like the guy from Love Actually.
Me: Snape IS in Love Actually.
My sister: Yeah, he's the guy with the son isn't he? And the dead wife?
Oh God, she got the right film but the wrong actor.
I was talking to a lovely old man with his wife at...
Customer: So, is your boyfirend coming over for Christmas?
Me: Haha no, unfortunately I don't have a boyfriend.
Customer: Well then, give me your address and I will come.