December 2009
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“Stephen Fry: It’s in the Bible … Alan Davies: I haven’t read it! ...”
– QI S01E11 (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
Dec 29th
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I have a paper to write which really shouldn't...
The story of my life. Over Christmas I should be doing: 3 English essays 2 DT objectives And learning the whole of module 1 environmental studies. What a fail.
Dec 28th
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“She is either a really ugly woman or a really beautiful seahorse.”
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“The man himself is a great curiosity. Part devilish raconteur, part shriekingly...”
– Bedevilled by Brand power - TV & Radio - Entertainment - theage.com.au (via fuckyeahrussellbrand)
Dec 26th
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“In sicknesss and in health, may the force be with you;n forever and ever, amen...”
– Karen, Outnumbered
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“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.” It’s not difficult, he has just proved what a dickhead he is.
Dec 26th
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“No there won’t be Christmas for me this year, For the simple reason being...”
– Zee Avi
Dec 26th
“No there won’t be Christmas for me this year, For the simple reason being...”
– Zee Avi
Dec 26th
“So tell me now where was my fault in loving you with my whole heart? Oh tell....”
– Marcus Mumford
Dec 26th
“Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.”
– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp)
Dec 26th
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Love
Will not betray, dismay or enslave you It will set you free.
Dec 26th
Dad: Sa! It's David Tennant dressed as Russell Brand!
My family know what I like : )
Dec 25th
Nobody
Mentions the fishing trip.
Dec 25th
Nessa: I'll have an Irn Bru.
Gavin: What if they don't have an Irn Bru?
Nessa: Then go somewhere that does.
Dec 25th
Gavin and Stacey Gavin and Stacey Gavin and Stacey
Love it
Dec 25th
OHhhhhhh
Stephen Fry
Dec 25th
christmas!!!
I love Christmas. Christmaschristmaschristmas. I also love my new Blackberry. Tumblr for mobile, who knew? :)
Dec 25th
Oh
For fuck’s sake.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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So I thought this lovely thing was going to happen...
And I was hopeful, patient. I waited and tried not to jinx it. Every time my phone went of my heart skipped a beat. But every day, the chance gets slimmer and slimmer that it will happen. I think yesterday would have been the cut off, Today it has been too long. So this lovely thing that has taken over my mind for the past week Will just not happen, I think. And I’m sad about that, ...
Dec 24th
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5972. I wish I could learn how to keep your...
(via everythingiwishfor)
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“It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
– Grace Hopper
Dec 23rd
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10...
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Dec 22nd
Know what I did in 2009?
roryobrien: Fuck all.
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