January 2012
Walked past three guys on my way home
I could see them looking at me and saying something
Just as they got near me, one of them said, “Did I say fat? I meant fit”
What?
3 tags
1. Pick up my brand new glasses from Specsavers
2. Come home
3. Put them on
4. Open some lemonade
5. Lemonade fizzes out and spits alllll over my lovely shiny new glasses
“The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized...”
– Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via pieceinthepuzzlehumanity)
Stephen: What's something I've hypnotised?
Alan: Hugh Laurie.
fathom in ecstasy: "IF MEN COULD MENSTRUATE" →
-iwilldestroyyou:
This is a very humorous article from 1978 by Gloria Steinem. You would know much of this to be all too true.
A white minority of the world has spent centuries conning us into thinking that a white skin makes people superior—even though the only thing it really does is make them more subject to…
I have had a really sad evening
french: car blue
spanish: car blue
italian: car blue
russian: car blue
hebrew: car blue
finnish: car blue
swedish: car blue
polish: car blue
portuguese: car blue
english: blue car
joshfrancometobrazil:
when i turn 69 i will actually laugh uncontrollably all year
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But I will anyway
