February 2012
1 tag
January 2012
argarfield:
It’s so confusing though when I see an American person write a date like 12/17/11 and I’m like BUT THERE IS NO SEVENTEENTH MONTH
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide (via boybitch)
“The memory of pain soon goes, the memory of pleasure lingers,
that is one of...”
– Stephen Fry (via wwindstorm)
Walked past three guys on my way home
I could see them looking at me and saying something
Just as they got near me, one of them said, “Did I say fat? I meant fit”
What?
3 tags
1. Pick up my brand new glasses from Specsavers
2. Come home
3. Put them on
4. Open some lemonade
5. Lemonade fizzes out and spits alllll over my lovely shiny new glasses
“The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized...”
– Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via pieceinthepuzzlehumanity)
Stephen: What's something I've hypnotised?
Alan: Hugh Laurie.
