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Walked past three guys on my way home
I could see them looking at me and saying something
Just as they got near me, one of them said, “Did I say fat? I meant fit”
What?
(Source: mcavoys, via dumblewhore)
1. Pick up my brand new glasses from Specsavers
2. Come home
3. Put them on
4. Open some lemonade
5. Lemonade fizzes out and spits alllll over my lovely shiny new glasses
"The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is — and I mean this seriously — the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been,"
Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via pieceinthepuzzlehumanity)
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- Stephen: What's something I've hypnotised?
- Alan: Hugh Laurie.
