Individual images taken of Venus in one year to create a full curve. The summer solstice being at the top, winter solstice at the bottom, and equinox where they lines cross.
How I got out of doing the dishes
- My mom: Do the dishes
- Me: *places sock on counter*
- My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
- Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
- My mom: wait what?
- Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
- Me: *runs to room*
It’s my birthday today but EVERY DAY should be filled with self love.
vile-insect: (really bad photo of a comic i made and enlarged/printed on to baby pink gloss paper)
love yourself, beebs
i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up
and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA
*slow clap of appreciation for this fucking costume*
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
Cosmo sex tip #393
As he’s about to cum, whisper sensually in his ear “neyoy hoy menyoy yoy”.